Image Credit: Roger ArpajouThe magnificent French prison drama A Prophet swept France’s Cesar Awards last night, winning prizes for best picture, director, actor, original screenplay, and cinematography, among other categories. And if this news doesn’t quite rank up there with a box office report on the opening of Cop Out or the second weekend of Shutter Island, well, it’s still news I jump on to say more about the very best, most exciting movie not yet at most theaters near you. Oh, I can’t wait until it is at a theater near you — maybe after it wins an Oscar on March 7, in my perfect world? (The movie also won the Grand Prize last year at Cannes.)
Then you and I can discuss how engrossing and how thrilling filmmaker Jacques Audiard’s unconventionally “conventional” jailhouse saga is. (Here’s my EW review.) Then you and I can compare and contrast A Prophet to Goodfellas (props to Scorsese when he’s not wasting his talents on hooey like Shutter Island). We can discuss movies about convicts who come of age behind bars. We can discuss prison dramas in which ethnic antagonisms reflect the bigger world outside. We can talk about Audiard’s precise choice of casting a skinny French-Arab unknown in the crucial lead role, and how now-lauded actor Tahar Rahim’s then-anonymity became the character’s strength. And we can analyze the daring screenplay decision to include an actual jailhouse ghost in the plot.
We can do that, but only once you get to see the beaut. And since A Prophet is in French (and Arabic and Corsican) and since it comes with subtitles, the roll-out is necessarily (I suppose) slower. Which kills me, since I guarantee you it’s also way, way more exciting than anything else new you saw this past weekend. So listen: If you were lucky enough to see it this weekend, tell us what you thought. And if you didn’t, while you’re waiting, maybe you can answer me this: What’s your favorite prison movie and why?



Shutter Island got all the ink last weekend. So I’m here to remind you not to forget about The Ghost Writer, which opened in limited release around the country on February 19. In 



I don’t exactly shower Valentine’s Day with roses today in 






Valentine's Day: Does big box office equal love?
Wow, bedc01, I like your style. Me, I channel-surfed my way onto Casablanca on TCM, watched it for the 43rd time, wept and swooned for the 43rd time, and felt love for the whole wide world, even for Major Strasser and Peter Lorre’s Signor (“just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust”) Ugarte.
But I’m still thinking about Valentine’s Day because I’m guessing that, given its commercial success, Hollywood is about to develop a big 2010 crush on this reliable, recyclable format, the celebrity-ensemble-novelty-act movie. That’s entertainment! Already, plans have been announced for a similar whoop-di-doo pegged to New Year’s Eve. I’d recommend Independence Day, Mother’s Day, Income Tax Day, and the autumnal Jewish harvest festival of Succoth (during which observant Jews eat meals outdoors in little, roofless huts) as equally strong marketing opportunities.
What I don’t recommend, though, is relying on our collective audience goodwill for too long. We the people are able to recognize the difference between pleasurable familiarity of format and lazy cliche. And we demand more from our entertainment dollars than Taylor Swift making out with Taylor Lautner. The best romantic comedies give us what we expect and give it to us fresh — you know, like really good chocolate. Or Taylor Swift on SNL. And we can tell the difference, right? Right?
So here’s your chance: Pick a holiday and a dream ensemble cast, and let’s talk about what you want to see when Garry Marshall directs College Acceptance-Letter Day, Driver’s License Renewal Day, or Thanksgiving 90210.
Image credit: Ron Batzdorff