Nov 5 2009 10:33 AM ET

Craptastic or crap: How do you tell the difference?

In addition to assembling a fantastic list of perpetually rewatchable movies, many of the posters who joined in the party here the other day provided intriguing criteria for what makes a film addictive: Commenters celebrated the pleasures of comfort movies, noise movies, great movies, romantic movies, crying movies, cheesy movies, guilty-pleasure movies, and so-bad-they’re-good movies, among other categories.

It’s the so-bad-they’re-good subdivision I’m most interested in at the moment, an unintentional genre that I think of as relatively new–and just possibly dangerous. I mean, remember the genius cult TV creation Mystery Science Theater 3000? When stranded human Joel Robinson and his robot sidekicks Tom Servo and Crow (that’s them, above) were forced by evil scientists to watch bad movies, the accidental moviegoers were under no illusions that the stuff on the screen was craptastic–it was pretty recognizably crappy, and ripe for a running commentary that was the real point of the show.

“Craptasy” (did I make that word up?) assumes an ironic, hipster-y (did I make that word up) acceptance of blithe bad taste and bad production as if standards are for snobs and squares. And left unchallenged, I think that kind of “whatever” attitude leads to an erosion of quality. Not to mention a mass mentality of laziness on the part of us ticket-buyers that excuses the production of more…crap.

But don’t take my word for it. Do you think there’s a difference between craptasy and crap? If so, tell me what it is, or what it isn’t. As a reward, here’s a thrilling clip of MST3K ’s Tom Servo and Crow debating Mac vs. PC years before John Hodgman and Justin Long got into the commercial biz:

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  • harry

    there is a difference. craptasty is more of anaquired taste that takes several doses for it to be likeable(ecargo)and crap is just, well…

    • Quirky

      To me craptasty is when someone tried to actually make a good film but failed (Battlefield Earth) and you can laugh at the mistakes, while a crap film is when someone didn’t even try to make something good (Avengers) and it ends up being a waste of your time.

      • Kevin

        You see, that’s the difficulty with this issue. I can actually enjoy Avengers for its minor charms (lovely set design, lovely Uma in tight clothing, Ralph Fiennes in a bowler) while I have never been able to even stomach Battlefield Earth long enough to make it through the first half-hour. It’s all in the eye of the beholder.

  • Frank Anderson

    Isn’t there a saying that says ‘one mans crap is another means treasure’ or something like that?

    I would ask you- What is worse- the bad movie made by an amature film maker, or a bad movie made by an experienced film maker who should have known better?

    It would be awesome is bad movies did not exist, but there will always be movies some people think is ‘crap.’

    That is the nature of life.

    I think that there are many awesomely bad movies out there, and there are also some movies that should never be shown to human eyes ever again.

    I think the real problem comes when people assume that because the current pop culture tastes do not meet their own, that this means that the quality of movies is eroding.

    It is a bit like trying to blame ‘Transformers 2′ for the demise of the drama, when it is really the fact that Hollywood is not making dramas that mesh with what the public wants pay money to see which is the problem.

    Great post, Lisa! I may not always agree with you, but I always love reading your pieces.

    • Lisa Schwarzbaum

      Put another way, is it possible to define crap objectively? And might someone else have made a quantifiably better Transformers 2?

      • Frank Anderson

        No, I do not think it is possible to define crap objectively. Look at the popularity of Manos the Hands of Fate. Also, think about how many now-popular forms of entertainment were once widely considered crap. Zombie movies, comic books. Who is to say that the current crop of awful video game based movies might not end up spawning something great?

        I am not saying that that happening would make those films that came before good. I am saying that enough people liked those bad movies that enough off shoots were made to make something that could universally be considered good.

        Look at the popularity of Ed Wood’s work.

        I have been watching the Saw movies after your post a few weeks ago. I stayed away from these films before because I thought they were crap, but I have found them to be slightly more worthwhile. The gore is uncomfortable and over the top, but there is an interesting attempt at a frame tale between the movies. It does not succeed in many ways, but who is to say that the popularity and influence of Saw will not go on to spawn something more worth while.

        In short- I think almost any movie can be worth while. That is why i always try to keep an open mind when watching them.

        As far as ‘Transformers 2′ goes, of course someone could have made a better version! Look at the Schumacher Batman movies versus the Burton and Nolan ones.

        I happen to be in the camp that enjoyed ‘Transformers 2′ despite its extreme-popcorn nature, but some other director might have known what editing, casting and filming changes that could have been made to for a much more impactful movie from that script.

      • Felicia

        No doubt that someone could have made a better Transformers 2, not that that would a stiff contest or anything.

      • Roma

        You can’t judge anything “objectively”, everyone brings their own likes/dislikes and biases to whatever they are judging. I have seen movies that reviewers think are great that I am either bored with or hate, and movies that are poorly reviewed that I like. Some of the movies on the other list, the “can’t stop watching” list, were not well reviewed and were thought to be crappy movies. “Overboard” is a good example of a movie that was thought to be completely missable yet many people love and watch repeatedly (I am one of them). When I read movie reviews I keep in mind that sometimes what reviewers are looking for (good cinematography, for instance, or quality acting) may not be what I am looking for (some movies you watch just for some light fun and to be entertained).

  • Frank Anderson

    My kingdom for an edit function!

  • ernie

    Craptastic stuff is so funny/fun/weird that you enjoy watching the whole thing without analyzing it. It has a certain childish glee to it, and a certain coolness
    Stuff that’s just crap is not only bad, but boring, offensive, and small-minded.

    I think most of the time what separates crap from craptastic is memorability. If it pops up in your mind, you want to watch it again, and you’ll never forget it, even if it’s bad, chances are it is the cream of the crap crop.

  • torrence5

    I know it made money & critics were overall positive about it – but I think “Distict 9″ was plain crap. I walked out of this movie & am glad I did despite paying for it at the theater. A moive like “Eragon” is craptastic – not a very good movie, but one I enjoyed nonetheless

    • Danno

      Eragon couldn’t have been more of a Star Wars rip-off if they had actually dedicated it to George Lucas. That movie is terrible.

    • Kathy

      Now I thought “District 9″ was amazing! It provoked such thought and discussion (at least at my house and in my neighborhood) and the acting was phenomenal. So it doesn’t fit either “crap” description as set forth here. Now the “Clone Wars” film WAS crap! Lucas could have done SO much better!

      • Yesenia

        I thought D9 would be crap but it was actually very well written, well acted and I actually enjoyed it.

  • Bobby’s Robot

    Man, I miss MST3K! MITCHELL!!!

    • Jack

      Even the name says, “Where’s the Beer?”

  • Katja

    I don’t think enjoying craptastic movies encourage laziness. I would think few filmmakers aspire to be craptasy legends. Here’s how I see craptasy – it can be a very individual thing, but it’s always something that rationally, you know is utter crap, but it still tickles your funny bone in such a way as to make you fond of it, whether it’s campy performances, adorably poor special effects, absurd non-sequitur-like dialogue or editing…whatever. It’s not that standards are for snobs or squares, it’s that the movie manages to amusingly ignore any kind of standards, or tries too hard for them and overshoots, and you can’t help but experience a little schadenfreude. “My Baby’s Daddy” = crap, because it sucked, and it did not suck entertainingly; it just felt like a 4 hour movie because it was so boring. Non-movie example that is at the tip of my mind from reading a different post on EW.com: Eddie “The Eagle” was a craptastic ski jumper. He sucked so bad he seriously risked his life every time he jumped, and people loved him for it. So he was not just crappy, he was craptastic. One of my favorite recent craptastic movies is “10,000 BC”. I study anthropology/archaeology and human evolution, and that film was 10,000 kinds of wrong. Which made it utterly hilarious to me (woolly mammoths building pyramids in a desert? REALLY?), and that (combined with pretty actors and CGI to make it easy on the eyes) makes it craptastic! Logically a terrible movie, but I bought it on DVD because it was still appealing through its absurdity. Granted, that appears to be Mr. Emmerich’s standard M.O. for movies, but that doesn’t mean other directors will get lazy and make awful “popcorn movies” all the time. You’ll always have your Scorceses and Spielburgs who generally try to make really quality movies, with occasional failures. Anyways, craptasy makes life fun. Sometimes you just can’t help but appreciate an entertaining train wreck.

  • john

    Craptastic is a person ideal. It’s fun to watch but either you won’t admit to watching it or derided for watching it, ie “The Fifth Element,” and made better by Rifftrax. A Craptasty is a big picture that has no redeeming value and can’t be saved by snarky MST3K commentary, ie “Eyes Wide Shut” and “Battlefield Earth.” Crap movies can only be watched with snarky commentary, ie “The Marine.”

    • Gina

      I always (when nothing better is on) watch “The Fifth Element”. Cheesy yes, craptastic yes, but funny as hell.

    • Kaybar

      “The Fifth Element” is one of my favorite movies, along with”Demolition Man”. I can watch them, enjoy them for what they are, and immediately forget about them. That’s what craptastic means to me.

      • J.B.

        Perfectly put Kaybar.

  • wtf

    I think QUIRKY said it best. For me it is about he effort of the filmmakers. There are b movie directors who do their best to put out a movie with the limited resources they have. A movie like Transformers 2 angers me so much because I believe there was no effort to make it a good movie. BAY had an unlimited budget but didn’t even bother putting in any type of plot or acting in it because they knew it would make a kajilllion dollars no matter what. Compare that to Toxic Avenger, which I think defines craptasy.

    • Lisa Schwarzbaum

      By the way, there’s an interesting, highly debatable list of categories on the, er, Wikipedia entry under “bad movies.” We could argue for hours about “Showgirls”….

      • Frank Anderson

        That is so funny that you mention that. A while ago I was working on a website and podcast with a couple friends of mine. We talked about ‘Awesomely Bad Movies’ and then this list of bad movies.

        http://www.overdos3.com/2009/06/overdos3-ep11-be-your-own-hero/
        The talk on bad movies starts about an hour in…
        I guess it is not self promotion if the site is dead and we are no longer working on it.. right?

  • Nerwen Aldarion

    So good it’s bad, my favorite has to be Paradies with Wilie Ames and Phoebe Cates. My father put it on demand one day thinking my sister and I might like it. The acting, the plot the fact that the monkeys are the smartest characters goes to show just how wonderfully awful this movie is. My sister and I ended up making up our own dialogue as we went along resulting in a fun time had by all. We bought it on DVD so we can relive the magic of how horrible it is!

  • danny segal

    bad films that become cult calssics are either exeptionaly bad, like an ed wood film, or have a compensating element, like a star performence. like in bruce lee films.

  • Sean

    For me fantastic and craptastic are seperated by artistic merit vs. entertainment value. For example, I would give The Godfather an A rating. It is a well-acted, beautifully filmed piece of art. However, I would also give an A rating to the comedy Airplane. Despite the fact that it is barely more than a constant stream of lowbrow humor, I have rarely been that entertained by a film.

    • Lisa Schwarzbaum

      But no one thinks Airplane! is craptastic–do they? It’s a beautifully made specimen of its kind!

      • t.g. pierson

        Exactly…Comedy can easily be art. Clueless still floors me everytime I see it and I consider it the answer to John Hughes for the 90’s. One cannot say that a good movie is craptastic in the content of its genre if the movie is actually a good movie. Here is an example Double Jeopary is just plain bad…all aspects of it fail because of its genre as an action mystery thriller hybrid. The movie cannot be made better without reworking every aspect of it including the horrible casting. However, something like Single White Female which as a whole is not a good movie, but the film is cast perfectly, the acting is enjoyable and realistic and the overall level of enjoyment from watching it is a positive one.

      • Sean

        I would see it the same Lisa, but I have friends who can’t stand it and use words like “silly”, “stupid”,”tasteless” and “juvenile” to describe it.

  • PeterBilt The Nature Boy

    Airplane is my 2nd favorite comedy of all time!!!!!! Love the Zuckers.

    • Kathy

      I still remember seeing Airplane in the theater a hundred years ago, with my mom and an Australian foreign exchange student. Odd mix of moviegoers but we all laughed ourselves silly!! Great film, and my kids quote it even today (as do my husband and I).

  • Danno

    A craptastic movie is universally accepted as being bad but you can’t help but watch it because of how hilariously bad it is. The movie must also be entertaining. Jason X, Plan 9 from OuterSpace, and Santa Clause on Mars all come to mind.

    A just plain crap movie is one that is not only bad but completely unentertaining and pointless as well. Showgirls, the 2008 version of The Day the Earth Stood Still (the original 1951 is to this day one of the best Sci-Fi films ever made), and Vulgar (IMDB it if you’re curious but don’t watch. It is truly horrible in every conceiveable way) come to mind.

  • Keil Shults

    Finally got around to seeing Troll 2 a couple of months ago. I’ve been on suicide watch ever since.

    • Claire

      I saw Troll 2 a couple of months ago too, and the experience of watching it at the cinema was the best movie-going experience of my life.

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